The Immortal Blade of OBI WAN-KER, 'Hurt Bringer' is feared throughout the Eastern and South Eastern Suburbs of Melbourne and many is a lowly punk that wears the horrid scars brought about by its stinging wrath.
Forged from the finest aluminium, tin and used car parts, this mighty Saber is powerful enough to cut through several layers of Glad Wrap and at least half a loaf of bread.
Shining like a beacon of Justice, a 64 point cubic zirconia of the highest grade is set in the hilt giving its brilliance to the Bringer's savage blade.
This dreaded blood-red Saber belonging to DARTH DEATH has seen many a Jedi skewered and plenty of innocent bystanders stricken by its vengeful stabbiness.
Custom built in the Hell-pits of South Yarra and cast from the most hardened recycled bumper-bars, 'Hot n Pointy' could easily poke an eye out if not carried properly whilst running. Its blinding Crimson Foil derives its power from a high-grade imitation Garnet set deep within the mighty hilt.
A wicked and nasty thing, 'Hot n Pointy' is said to be without equal on the battlefield. And that to lay eyes upon its Scarlet blade is to lay eyes upon your ultimate doom.
The Emerald Saber of RACHEL KILLHEART is a frightening weapon capable of inflicting unmitigated carnage and general discomfort upon all those who find themselves on the receiving end of its stylish yet vicious blade.
Designed and built by an unknown hand, the 'Daughter of Damage' is thought to be representative of the very finest 21st Century Taiwanese 'Handbag-Kill' Technology.
Capable of severing many a poorly dressed limb and providing a very handy fashion accessory in its radiant green hue, the 'Daughter' knows no bounds in dishing out punishment to any that stand in its way.
***** HURT BRINGER, HOT N POINTY and the DAUGHTER OF DAMAGE are fictitious tools of destruction. Any similarity to any actual tools, living or dead, is utterly deliberate.
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