The SUBURBAN KNIGHTS Project: The razor-sharp, underground short film saga from the edge-dwelling PRIMORDIAL PRODUCTIONS.

Filmed in and around the streets of inner city Melbourne on a budget that wouldn't feed a bulimic rat, the SUBURBAN KNIGHTS epic follows the exploits of two gifted weilders of the Force and their continuing battle to gain dominance of the 'hood.

See MASTER OBI WAN-KER and his nemesis DARTH DEATH fight it out old school and you'll soon realise what a bunch of Star Wars fans can do with a dodgey pair of Lightsabers, a DV camera and far too much time on their hands.

EPISODE TWO: NOW ONLINE!

OCT 2009: OK, we've left you hanging for long enough! Head on over to the WATCH AN EPISODE page and wrap your brains around the lastest exploits of your Suburban Knights. And be sure to check out the highly educational A.A.F.A.D. video. It may be the best decision you'll ever make.

EPISODE TWO: TRAILER ONLINE!

FEB 2009: After an extended shoot period spanning 3 and a half months and exotic locations across Melbourne's inner South East, SUBURBAN KNIGHTS: EPISODE TWO is finally in post-production! In the meantime be sure to check out the WATCH AN EPISODE page and cop a good hard look at the brand new teaser trailer. It's shit-hot. Trust us.

THE KNIGHTS: STORMING THE INTERNET!

One fan wrote: "I've seen Suburban Knights: Episode 1 and its shite!"
Another wrote in saying: "Shut up! I've seen it and its brilliant!"
Which goes to show: On average 1 out of 2 people reckon Suburban Knights: Episode 1 isn't shite!

EPISODE ONE: NOW ONLINE!

AUG 2007: Finally it's here. The moment all you nerds have been waiting for. Go to the WATCH AN EPISODE page and check out the first installment in the pan-dimensional, universe-rupturing SUBURBAN KNIGHTS SAGA. Do it. NOW! Why do drugs when watching this can take your mind to a whole new plane of consciousness?! If you can't see the Episode then click one of the links below to download the latest version of QUICKTIME. It's free, man.

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Original music by FRACTAL GLIDER

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